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Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure

Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure

$49.95
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🛡️ Shields bed & couch surfaces
🛋️ Soft sherpa and velvet feel
💧 Absorbs up to 50 oz
🌀 Easy wash, quick dry
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  • Soft & Protective

    "This blanket is a lifesaver! It’s super soft and keeps my bed safe from any spills or accidents. I’ve already washed it twice and it still feels brand new."

    – Emily R. ★★★★★

  • Perfect for Pets

    "I use this on my couch for my dog, and it works perfectly. No stains, no smells, and it’s so cozy we use it as a regular throw too!" –

    – Daniel P.★★★★★
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Stay Dry, Cozy, and Stress-Free

Say goodbye to messy spills and hello to carefree comfort. This versatile waterproof blanket shields your bed and couch while wrapping you in soft, luxurious warmth, making every moment worry-free.

Experience Worry-Free Comfort Anytime

Spills, leaks, and stains can disrupt your peace. Embrace carefree living with a premium waterproof blanket that protects your bed or couch while surrounding you in plush, cozy softness.

 
 

Smooth, Soft, Sensational.

Felt completely protected from spills, leaks, and stains.

Reported greater peace of mind while relaxing or sleeping.

Loved the soft, cozy feel and easy-care design.

 
 

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the waterproof layer work?

The food-grade TPU barrier blocks liquids while staying soft and flexible, so you stay comfortable and your furniture stays protected.

Is the blanket comfortable to use daily?

Absolutely — with one side in plush sherpa and the other in smooth micro-velvet fleece, it’s cozy enough to use as a regular throw.

Can I wash and dry it easily?

Yes — simply machine wash on a gentle spin cycle and tumble dry on low heat for quick, easy care.

What makes it safer than other waterproof blankets?

It’s BPA-free and free from harmful chemicals, making it safe for you, your family, and even your pets.

what our customers say about us

4.8

Real stories from happy customers who love the comfort, protection, and peace of mind the Sacred Weapon Waterproof Blanket provides.

  • Emily R. 05 March 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Life Saver
    Keeps My Bed Dry! I bought this for period protection and it’s amazing. No leaks, no stains, and it’s so soft I use it every night.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Monica L. 10 April 2025
    Verified Buyer
    No More Stress
    This blanket has saved my sheets more times than I can count. Super soft and easy to wash—worth every penny.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Sophie H. 15 July 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Peace of Mind
    We use it for our toddler’s bed. Accidents happen, but now I don’t worry about ruined mattresses.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Laura G. 07 June 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Soft & Cozy
    Didn’t expect a waterproof blanket to feel this nice. Sherpa side is super warm, velvet side feels luxurious.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Hannah T. 12 March 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Best Purchase Ever
    Used it during postpartum recovery and it was a game-changer. No leaks, super comfy, and easy to wash.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Daniel P. 08 August 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Perfect for Pets
    I use it on my couch for my dog. It handles accidents perfectly and still looks great after many washes.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Jason K. 06 May 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Great Quality
    Got this for my elderly father and it works perfectly. Comfortable, durable, and easy to clean.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Mark J. 30January 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Fantastic for Travel
    Took it on a road trip and it doubled as a picnic blanket and bed protector. Love the versatility.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • David R. 15 July2025
    Verified Buyer
    Worth It
    We have two—one for the bed and one for the sofa. Keeps everything clean without sacrificing comfort.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure
  • Chris M. 20 June 2025
    Verified Buyer
    Highly Recommend
    Great for camping trips and protecting our air mattress. Lightweight, soft, and truly waterproof.
    Waterproof Intimacy Blanket – Less Mess, More Pleasure